Dual....:-)
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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