The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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