He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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