Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Randomize
