508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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