Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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