She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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