What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Randomize