Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
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