Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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