I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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