The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Im at strip club and am horny
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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