fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
sex in a hospital.. check
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
It's no shave November. This is our time.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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