turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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