come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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