I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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