they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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