i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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