So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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