She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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