maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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