I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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