I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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