Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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