Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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