Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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