i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
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Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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