I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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