started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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