So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
