do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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