margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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