Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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