We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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