And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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