She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
a search helicopter?!
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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