is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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