im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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