Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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