so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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