Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
