Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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