508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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