Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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