turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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