Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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