it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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