Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
