Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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