he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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