That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
