do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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