yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
