i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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