So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I had to cum in my sink.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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